Stuff Of Nature With Reginald Foster Wildlife Collage
Nature documentaries by the man with no clue... March 09, 2010
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Profile of Reginald Marion Harvardshire Foster
Reginald Marion Harvardshire Foster
According to Reginald, he has extensive qualifications in the field of animal husbandry and animal studies that uniquely qualify him to be the host of of the Stuff of Nature documentary series.

Though he hasn't had any papers published, his art teacher in the 2nd grade did put a picture of a zebra that young Reginald drew on the bulletin board. He was so thrilled he didn't have the heart to tell the teacher it was a drawing of an elephant.

He was once awarded the badge of "good Samaritan" by the local dog catcher as he was instrumental in increasing the city's revenue by catching all of the dogs Reggie released from their yards saying he had "freed" them as nature had intended. After he had sobered up a bit he realized it might not have been such a good idea.
Experience:
Canterbury Zoo
Sanitation Engineer, 1998 - 2008
Specialist in cleaning the feces of a large number of animal species from their stalls after the zoo closed at night.

Samuel's Fish and Chips
Fryer Specialist, 1993 - 1998
Responsible for dipping various aquatic species in beer batter then deep fat frying them until golden brown.
Education:
East Canterbury High School
High School Diploma, June 1993

East Canterbury Grade School
Promoted to high school after only three tries at the 6th grade and mentally scarring poor Mrs Edmonds for life, June 1987
Trivia Tidbit:
When asked why he took the position as host for Stuff of Nature, Reginald's response was "I felt that I needed to share my gift with the world. My unique job experiences in both marine sciences and animal studies made me a perfect fit for the position. Besides not only does this position pay $12.14 a week... I also get a weekly allowance at Taco Hut! How is that for shrewd negotiating?"
Profile of Stuart Allister Cunningham
Stuart Allister Cunningham
Note:
Stuart was in the hospital recovering from Reginald's latest snafu when pictures for these profiles were taken... we hope to rectify this oversight when Stuart has fully recovered.
Stuart has extensive experience and knowledge in the field of zoology and animal studies, specializing in research on endangered species.

He has had numerous papers published on primate interaction and sociology, sonar echo location in fruit bats and mating habits of indigenous marsupial species in the Australian outback.

Awarded the Presidential Zoological Mantle, nominated by the professors of the University of Zoological Research at Spokane, WA.
Experience:
Greater Northwest Zoo
Staff Zoologist, 2000 - 2008
Specialist in the acquisition of new fruit bats. Performed studies on echo location with varied diets.. Monitored progress and worked on ongoing clinical studies in the field.

National Zoological Symposium, Washington DC
Lecturer, 1997 - 2000
Discussing the parallel mating habits of specific marsupial species and the platypus... introducing the "synonymous genesis theory" as a valid vein of zoological research.
Education:
University of Zoological Research at Spokane, WA
Ph.D, Zoology, January 1997

University of London Proper
B.A., Animal Science, 1993
Trivia Tidbit:
When asked why he took the position as cameraman for Stuff of Nature for no pay, Stuart's response was "At the time I believed this as a way to further my knowledge of the animal world by observing a leading expert in the field of animal studies... by the time I figured out the truth about Reginald, my career was ruined and I was blacklisted in professional circles and was made a laughingstock."
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