Podcast 1 : African High Savannah Kangaroo Commentary
Transcript of this exciting installment of the Stuff of Nature podcast where we observe the mysterious African, high savannah kangaroo. This nature documentary is the epitome of Reginald at his finest.

Podcast 1 Transcript: African High Savannah Kangaroo Commentary

Female Announcer: Welcome to the first installment of Stuff of Nature with Reginald Foster

Reginald: Reginald Foster here. We are currently 50 miles outside of Nairobi. Searching for the mysterious African, high savannah kangaroo.

Reginald: Many world famous biologists believe that this reclusive creature holds the secrets to many of the world's diseases... but since they are extremely wary of human contact, this belief has yet to be proven by science.

Reginald: It is also reported that these beautiful creatures are somewhat dangerous. In fact a local native informed me that, and I quote, that "their teeth are as long as a... toothbrush", umm.

Reginald: Stuart, umm, take the lead there.

Reginald: That is why Stuart and I are out here, looking to expand the knowledge of the human race. After all, that is why we are here.

Reginald: Ahh, Stuart go ahead and push through that bush there...

Reginald: and we shall see these mysterious creatures in their native habitat.

(lion roars)

Reginald: Ahhhh Stuart, you hold them off... I'll umm, run for help.

Reginald: This is the end of the current installment of Stuff of Nature... I'm Reginald Foster, toodle pip!

Female Announcer: Thanks for joining us for this episode of Stuff of Nature with Reginald Foster

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