Issue 1 : Penguin Survival Documentary
Transcript of this exciting installment of Reginald's Newsletter where we examine how survival techniques are passed on from parent to sibling in the Emperor Penguin community.

Issue 1 Transcript: Penguin Survival Documentary

Reginald: Today we will be discussing the life of the majestic emperor penguin in the far reaches of the north...

Reginald: Now we didn't have the funding to actually go to the north pole to show you the penguins, so we are using cutting edge digital effects to simulate a day in the life of a family of penguins...

Reginald: What's that Stuart? penguins live in Antarctica not the arctic north? Bloody hell!

Reginald: Fine! Then this family of penguins hitched a ride on a passing iceberg and floated to the north to start a new life as immigrants.

Reginald: Don't you roll your eyes at me Stuart! It could happen!

Reginald: Stop shaking your head! Better yet go out for a spot of tea or something while I continue... oh fine, just be quiet.

Reginald: When they arrived the papa penguin built an igloo with his own two hands while the mum took care of the young.

Reginald: What do you mean penguins can't build igloos? Then where do they live... they don't have hands? Who's telling this story stuart? Me or you?

Reginald: I don't remember it being "Stuff of Nature with Stuart Cunningham"...

Reginald: Fine you wanker... they took up residence in an igloo abandoned by the Aztecs that inhabit the region... oh what now? Don't give me that look!

Reginald: One day as with all things in nature... mum wandered too close to a frolicking orca...

Reginald: ...and became a sushi snack. Thus teaching the young ones a valuable lesson in survival.

Reginald: Thanks for joining us with this issue of Reginald's Newsletter presented by stuff of nature with Reginald Foster... Cheers!

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